The cave is wet and cold; Argh shivers. Five minutes since he entered the Cave of Nooglah the Snake. “Argh see Snek??!!”, Gallo shouts, but Argh could barely hear his father’s voice from the tunnel entrance. “Me will be most strongestest and smartestest Oggah from whole Clan! Argh be dedding Snek and soon me be leader of Oggok Bouncers!” the teenager tells himself. When suddenly “Zzzzishhhh!” The Ogre turned around and starred into a pair of red glowing eyes.
“Whatcha wantzzz from meeee?” the eyes whisper. “You Nooglah! ME ARGGH! Me here to STOMP you! … Stoopid Snek!” he responds and makes himself ready to fight. “You can’t killzzz meeee. I am zeee oldest of sonzzz of Emperorzzz Ssraeshzzza! I am zzzoon to return to zeee moon and become Emperorzzz Nooooooglah!” The snake shouts and enlightens the whole cave in a red glow with his Wizard stick. Argh looks at him confused, but then regains concentration and starts his furious attacks! He grabbs his Tarnished Skullcracker and swings it wide and strong. Nooglah dodges all attacks with ease. Argh runs to a huge stone, gets on it and tries to jump and land on the snake, but Nooglah’s reactions are just too good. The snake grabs the ogre with its tail and strangle poor Argh.
It is over… Argh, the rising Star of Oggok, beaten by a Snakewizard from the moon in a cave in Ferrott. Nooglah strangulates the young Ogre even more. The Skullcracker falls to the ground and Argh is just about to lose his consciousness, when suddenly *POOOW* “YOU NOT HURT ME SON, STUPID SNEK!!” – Gallo threw a big boulder against the Snake. Nooglah let Argh fall and slides fast towards Gallo. “Dis wazzz a mizzztake!” he hisses and jumps in Gallo’s direction. The huge Ogre tries to riposte the Snake and rams his Bastardsword in the snake’s eye… But it is too late. Nooglah’s giant snake fang hit Gallo in the shoulder!
Argh slowly comes back up on his legs and weaves towards his father. “Dad! Argh bring you home! Come up!”, he yelled but Gallo was too weak. “No Argh, it too late. Me dedded soon. Snek bite is very toxi… poisonly . You go home and tell all how gud me saved you, so they call me a hero… and take gud care of your Mommy, Gnorma, ok Argh?” Gallo orders his son and passes away… “Yes Papa, me will” … :’(
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Wow! What a highlight episode this is today! Awesome! Game of Thrones sucks big times compared to Arghbone! How will the people in Oggok react, what will happen to Argh and Gnorma? – Ha! Imma tell you in the next episode of Arghbone! Stay tuned!
Sunday was Skyraid, I don’t have any pictures, but believe we need none. In my opinion, it is really about time for new content. No idea how people played years of Classic, Kunark and now Velious on P1999. Three months of each era is enough for me.
Yesterday we did our weekly fear Raid. Gratz to Lannister for one of his Enchanter-Epic-Bottleneck-Items, the Head of the Shissar, which he got for 44 DKP… and AWESOME shout-out to Zerh for the Bone-Clasped-Girdle, that he got for fucking 77 hours of raiding! That’s a huge new record!