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  • Saturday, 7. December 2019 19:01
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Stoopid sleeping Ogre!

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Not even a week into Kunark and some of you already done level 60 and finished their epic! What you sickos gonna do with the rest of the expansion? Right now, we have 23 Raiders with a level 60 character. And double the amount above level 58, that is awesome! We set a minimum level for each week in Kunark. Every raider should (if he is not AFK in his real life and announced that before) be at least level 52 when we start our first Kunark raid tomorrow. This week with no raiding was really just to give everyone time to reach that level. Every week the level requirement increases by 2. So in five weeks, we demand every raider to be level 60... We are semi-casual!

I must admit, that I lost count with the epics a little. But I know that Tetsu finished his Druid Epic: We had a fight with a fucking ugly goldfish on Arghisland. To those who don’t know Arghisland yet: It is the first official Colony of Arghbone and the Emperor’s summer residence and was formerly known as the Oasis in a Deserted Sea. Scarpa is the Island's Governor. Right now we are still looking for a base commander for the submarine station and a barkeeper! Island pretty, name was shit – name now Arghisland, better! So Gratz Tetsu! Also Smaaben and Scarpa got their Duck sticks! Gratz you both! And Infecting got the guild’s first Mage epic done! Gratz man!

Like I already mentioned, we start our weekly raiding schedule tomorrow. The days and the times remain the same but the targets are so stronk now! As a Guildmember you find the upcoming raidtargets on the Forum. There is a new overview thread by Wecoan.

As requested by your beloved Guildleader I will use the next few lines of text to tell you a true story.

“Hurry guyzzz! Nurga is not far away! Go, get me my epiczzz!” Odul the windy Snek commands his underlings in completely exaggerated anticipation. Harleen made a sharp turn and the heroes follow her directly into the abandoned mine. Right upon entering the dark caves of Nurga, Tigi the Wizard shouts “LUMOS!” and illuminates the caves around them. Madtech the Dorf was hiding behind the super stronk Argh, while seksy Melissandre and handsome Theldranus were following.

“The zzzleeping Ogre, I need for my epic, izzz not far, follow me Scrubzzz!” Odul shouts. “Zzzis is the plazzze where the Ogre should be. But onzzze someone killzzz him he needzzz three hours to come back.” “Boooooooring!” Argh mentions and everyone else, but the Snek, nods in silent agreement.

The heros waited for about 20 minutes when their leader announced: “There izzz a new pick open! Let’zzz head over and get the Ogre there!” -  *WUUUUSH* “LOADING, PLEASE WAIT…” Argh with his super highspeed German internetconnection is the first to enter the new Pick! He turns around and what does his shiny eyes see? A sleeping Ogre! Like the top notch teamplayer he is, he instantly tags the Mob and starts to beat the shit outta him! Tigi was second to enter the pick, sees her favourite Warrior fighting and shouts: “AVADA KEDAVRA!!” and the formerly sleeping Ogre explodes instantly!

“WTF?” – Snek finally enters the pick with his stoopid French Wood Modem – “WHY DID YOU KILL HIM=?!=!” – Argh is very confused right now: “I thought you need to loot the sleeping Ogre, Master Odul, Sir!” – "Fuck you Argh you suck!” Argh: ☹ - Moral: Poor Argh, mean Odul!

Two hours later stoopid Snek finally looted his stuff!


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odul,
how can a grey mob with 50hp can be an epic fight? :D /bonk Argh mwahahaha it was so funny


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Regen,
Aaaaw - poor Argh :( Not your fault if the snek did not give you all the necessary information!


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Tetsu,
bwhaha the story below funny as hell, end was fucking priceless! Everything for argh is "i bash and stompz you" would love to see oduls face when he zoned in and saw a corpse, hahahaha


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