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  • Saturday, 7. December 2019 18:59
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Happy Birthday Blackballs!

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While I took today’s morning dump and browsed Reddit and our guild’s forum, a little notification got my attention:

 

Happy Birthday “Blackballs Shaved”, I wish you all the best and hope you gonna get laid a thousand times! Gratz to lvl 34!

 

Wednesday we again went to the Plane of Hate to kick Innofuuk and his minions in their stinky butts. After a first flawless victory against the God of Hate himself, we again went to his zone in the instanced mode. Everything went good as usual; I would nearly say boring as fuck. Routine. No fucking match for the European Steamroller… when suddenly: “Summerbird tells the Raid: Clerics camp!” … WHAT. THE. FUCK?

 

We, world’s most successful European Guild wiped at Innoruuk! We got rekt. The officers’ chat went crazy: “What has happened? Who can we blame? How could the guy that we farm for two months now kill us, a 72 people raid with full gear?” … We found an answer: It was all REGEN’s fault! The blue haired suicide Dr00d that throws his otherwise useless body into every deathtouch he finds and pleases the rest of our raidforce with his ridiculous shout messages… was not there! So what happened? Some RandomGuy#1 attempted to eat the initial DT while the clerics were still lom, tanks not fully buffed and half the raid was still watching Family Guy on Netflix. Inny touched RandomGuy#1 but stayed in his lair. He gave like zero fucks. Chaos came upon us and we wiped! Thank you Regen!

 

In a second attempt, he ofc fell and we got some nice lootz: Grats to Smaaben for his Encyclop… his Book! To Lannister and Odul for their Bloodstar Pendant, to Kirua for his Sode of Empowerment and to Letank and me (Woohay!)  for our Cloaks of Scales!

 

Yesterday was Dragonday – not much to mention here, they died preeeetty smooth. Glückwunsch Kartryn für deinen tollen Cloak of Flames!

 

I forgot to mention that we got two new officers. Theldranus and Vanvittig are now in charge as raidleaders. They are doing great so far… I mean we never wiped at Inny before... but well :D

And the award for the most incapable photomodel goes tooooo.... CAIRN! Congratulations Mate! :D

  

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Naugty,
Happy Birthday Blackball :)


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Tigi,
BTW Argh. when i sent you that cheesey photo of me you promised you wouldnt use it...


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Tigi,
lols i love your posts Argh.


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Artacan,
so funny


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odul,
- mana check clerics?

- 20m

- sounds good enough, go pull


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Regen,



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