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  • Saturday, 7. December 2019 18:58
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Bob

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On Monday I started a bet with my co-worker – the first one to lose 12% of his body weight wins. Lost 3,5kg already – am totally leading, ofc! Why I tell you that? No clue, but am hungry as fuck. Pro low carb recipes in the comments appreciated!

 

Now let me use this platform, which reaches thousands of people from all over the world every week, for a little poem I wrote in the last three minutes:

 

There is this guy called Bob, he never had a Job.

In fact Bob is a jerk and too lazy to work.

He stays all day at home. Of course Bob was alone.

His only joy was gaming, but bullshit was his aiming.

That’s why he played an MMO and made himself a highelf hoe.

He’s playing EQ all month long and did not even wash his dong.

In his Guild he is the king, no-lifer there, that is a thing.

Now Bob’s day is organized, but internet is highly prized.

Kronos is what Bob desires; he will surely find some buyers.

He sells loot rights for the JBoots, sometimes even for the raidloots.

Bob now makes a thousand bucks, good thing he gave zero fucks.

PS: Fuck you Bob.

 

Wednesday was Hate raid – nothing worth mentioning. We got gud. Grats to Grozob (my favourite Stamina buffer <3 ) for his Cloak of Scales and all others for their racial drops!

Yesterday we extended our weekly dragon kills day a little:


 

The Dragon drops were really meh. But grats to Even for his White Dragonscale Cloak! After Innofuuk, Lady- and Mandragon were dead, we went to the Hole. We first killed Massah Yael in open world and then started a race – Even raidgroups vs odd raidgroups for instanced Yael. Well… what can I say? The odd raid rekt Yael two minutes earlier than the even raid… Totally no fake news!

 


       


Big shout-outs to ma bois from yesterday’s voice channel <3


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Tomodanu,
BTW the Bob poem was AWESOME!


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Brox,
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/245863/chicken-stuffed-baked-avocados/?internalSource=streams&referringId=742&referringContentType=recipe%20hub&clickId=st_trending_s


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Artacan,
go even team! we all know we let odd team have a headstart.


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Argh,
GO GO ODD TEAM!


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Absenth Minded,
Sorry we took more time making love to Misses yael.. we're not 2-seconds men.. we build up tension before releasing our load and when released.. the pleasure twice as big!

Hugz'n kisses!


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Theldranus,
CLEARLY the Even team won.

For the following reasons;

1; It was lead by Odul. (Full stop)

2; I was in it.

3; Low-carb diets are a trap.


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