Chapter 1 - Oggok, 10 years ago.
>Me most strongestest Oggah from whole Clan! You no match for mighty me! Stop discus… stop talking!<, Gallo shouts towards his son. Bouncer Gallo Blargh is indeed a mighty Ogre. He has hands big as frying pans and arms as thick as trees. Unfortunately, he is not the brightest candle on the pie. However, what he lacks in intelligence and charm, he makes up with his scary shape. No man in whole Oggok would ever want a brawl with him and he knows that.
Gallo turns towards his wife Gnorma and mumbles: >Next time stoopid son makes Gallo angrie, me gonna STOMP him!<. The Ogre woman pats his back and calms the upset giant.
What Gallo has in his arms, Gnorma has in her head. She was once nominated “Oggok’s most smartestest Oggah” – unfortunately, she did not win the award, because no jury member was able to read the name in the envelope.
Eight years ago, Gnorma and Gallo bought a small clay hut in uptown Oggok and a little later, Gnorma gave birth to a son with the wonderful name… Argh. Born with the incredible strength of his father and the brilliant intellect of his mother, Argh would become a born leader. Already in Kindergarten, little Argh dominated the other Ogre toddlers, those who did not to bow to his will, were beaten up or insulted in a very unpleasant way. He grew stronger and stronger than any other Ogre in his age and still was he far more smart than everyone else he knew.
>But Dad! Me will become more stronk than every otha Oggah! Argh will be leader of Oggok Bouncers one day! Me very ready for adventures!<, teenage-Argh shouts back to his father! >Okay stoopid Argh! We both go into the Feerott and me show you how dangerous the real world is.<
After a two-hour march in the foggy forest of Feerott, the both Ogres reached the entrance of a huge dark cave. >Dis is cave of Nooglah, biggest snek from whole Feerott! You go in, stomp Nooglah and bring me head of snek! If you can mek it, me respects you. If not me things you not stronk!<. A cold shiver ran down Argh’s hairy back but he said: >Ok Papa, me gonna stomp stoopid Snek and bring you head!<. He then entered the dark and spooky cave.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Ha, what a cliffhanger, eh? I bet you are like “Uhmygaawd! What is gonna happen to Argh in the cave of Nooglah the Snake?!“ – Ha! Ima tell you in the next epidsode of Arghbone! Stay tuned!
Sunday we farmed PoSky, not much to mention here beside the veeeery smooth kills. I mean, first time Odul, our beloved leader, did not participate on a Skyraid and we rekt the plane super gud! Gratz to Hyperion for his 41% Haste Belt and for Mortalis for his Crystal Mask!
Yesterday we went to instanced Fear and we finally cleared the whole zone in under one hour! Afterwards we moved on to the Plane of hate to kick Innofuuk butt even harder than before! Grats to Rambow for his AoN, grats Brox for the Slime Blood of Cazic-Thule, to Kirua for his Bloodstar Pendant, to Malloran for his Ring of Pureblood and to Tomodanu (the man with the golden voice) for his Pauldrons of Powaah!
(Fuck! Red texts are BS! Need to change chat colors!)
Much love! <3